26 April 2020
R. Linda:
984
In this time of ultimate boredom, when one be home with nothing much to do but learn the uninstructed art of teaching elementary school to three boyos who find the effort tedious, there comes times when one needs a break and we breakout the Who Says This game. So, because I be out of funny bone material and you insist I write SOMETHING, I will share me game with you.
So, it goes like this, you throw out a quote or action that someone does and see if the rest can guess who the perpetrator of said quote or action be, and the person that guesses right gets to go next. The one with the most unguessed quotes wins! Silly I know, but everything in life right now makes no sense and seems dumb so why not?
Let's give it ago shall we R. Linda?
Who do we know who gives FaceTime interviews online with their doctor, WITH the back of their head showing because they don't like face-to-face meetings?
Hum let me guess . . . YOU!
Who do we know that says about the Weasil, "He's an acquired taste, you either get used to him or you don't!"
Weasil's wife that's who!
And again, when it comes to the Weaz, who says, "Never say die because he never thinks it through."
The guy with the nice hair that's who!
Who says (in regard to the Dragon Lady), "You're an attractive woman but you're mentally unhinged?"
The Weasil does! And to her face and lives to tell it.
Who wanted 'bedtime light bulbs' for her birthday?
Me Mam, the only woman in the world that thought light bulbs were great birthday presents!
Who said about Captain Jaack, "He's a man of dubious character."
That was ME said that!
Double question for you: Who said, "I have an idea!" and who answered as if in pain, "Oh God what is it?"
Weasil said the first and the Wolf said the second!
Who said, "Fudge no hand beater, Gabe. What are those? Cookies? (slapping me hand away). You're going to be late so we will save some food for you when you get back, oh wait, you are going to 2 other parties so we won't hold some food for you. Hahahahaha!"
You! When visiting me house after making fudge and cookies, and me being roped into 2 Weasil house parties and then coming back to the one you and Tonya were giving. AND there was no food left after visiting two parties that were drinks only! I needed sustenance and there was none! But YOU were basking on a sugar high from homemade fudge and cookies! Who does that? YOU do.
Who said (after going to an indoor concert where the audience was passing roach clips back and forth, "Bats, bats everywhere and they have everyone's phone number."
The Captain after being roped into a FISH concert by the Weasil. Note here: took the Captain two weeks to recover.
On being lost in a castle in Scotland, "Where are you?" the answer, "I'm everywhere."
Me, in a dark tunnel with no light asking the Weasil where he was.
Who said, "My date ended with her looking like a wet weekend."
Me cousin Sean after his first date with the amazon woman he eventually had move in with him. Oi!
Who said to a waitress (after the FISH concert), "You're so petty you look like a cartoon."
Weasil, who else would say such a thing and he ended up with less than good service.
Who said to me in London as we were waiting an elaborate menu choice the Weasil made which sounded yucky and way too expensive for me taste, "It's all your fault you taught him to read."
The guy with the good hair! And it was me fault I had gone over road directions with the Weasil until I was blue in the face on how to read a map. I should have known he'd treat that the same when reading a menu.
Who said, "Did we break the lens?" after jamming into a diner booth for a photo the Dragon just had to have and the camera didn't work?
Me Mam that's who! And she was hopeful about it because she didn't want her picture taken with a bunch "of losers" who consisted of me, Sean, Sean's amazon, the waitress (who we didn't know), the busboy (who we didn't know) and the manager of the diner (who we also didn't know). Yes, the Dragon likes grouping people who don't know each other for photos and why? No clue but that's she's a crazy woman, and it's damn uncomfortable for us and she knows it and probably does this on purpose.
And lastly, who said, "Yeah, that's the ticket drink that bleach, it tastes like Koolaide."
YOU! After I sent you an amusing series of Trump piccies with him taking the first sip and following with a Windex chaser.
And that's the game!
Gabe
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R. Linda:
984
In this time of ultimate boredom, when one be home with nothing much to do but learn the uninstructed art of teaching elementary school to three boyos who find the effort tedious, there comes times when one needs a break and we breakout the Who Says This game. So, because I be out of funny bone material and you insist I write SOMETHING, I will share me game with you.
So, it goes like this, you throw out a quote or action that someone does and see if the rest can guess who the perpetrator of said quote or action be, and the person that guesses right gets to go next. The one with the most unguessed quotes wins! Silly I know, but everything in life right now makes no sense and seems dumb so why not?
Let's give it ago shall we R. Linda?
Who do we know who gives FaceTime interviews online with their doctor, WITH the back of their head showing because they don't like face-to-face meetings?
Hum let me guess . . . YOU!
Who do we know that says about the Weasil, "He's an acquired taste, you either get used to him or you don't!"
Weasil's wife that's who!
And again, when it comes to the Weaz, who says, "Never say die because he never thinks it through."
The guy with the nice hair that's who!
Who says (in regard to the Dragon Lady), "You're an attractive woman but you're mentally unhinged?"
The Weasil does! And to her face and lives to tell it.
Who wanted 'bedtime light bulbs' for her birthday?
Me Mam, the only woman in the world that thought light bulbs were great birthday presents!
Who said about Captain Jaack, "He's a man of dubious character."
That was ME said that!
Double question for you: Who said, "I have an idea!" and who answered as if in pain, "Oh God what is it?"
Weasil said the first and the Wolf said the second!
Who said, "Fudge no hand beater, Gabe. What are those? Cookies? (slapping me hand away). You're going to be late so we will save some food for you when you get back, oh wait, you are going to 2 other parties so we won't hold some food for you. Hahahahaha!"
You! When visiting me house after making fudge and cookies, and me being roped into 2 Weasil house parties and then coming back to the one you and Tonya were giving. AND there was no food left after visiting two parties that were drinks only! I needed sustenance and there was none! But YOU were basking on a sugar high from homemade fudge and cookies! Who does that? YOU do.
Who said (after going to an indoor concert where the audience was passing roach clips back and forth, "Bats, bats everywhere and they have everyone's phone number."
The Captain after being roped into a FISH concert by the Weasil. Note here: took the Captain two weeks to recover.
On being lost in a castle in Scotland, "Where are you?" the answer, "I'm everywhere."
Me, in a dark tunnel with no light asking the Weasil where he was.
Who said, "My date ended with her looking like a wet weekend."
Me cousin Sean after his first date with the amazon woman he eventually had move in with him. Oi!
Who said to a waitress (after the FISH concert), "You're so petty you look like a cartoon."
Weasil, who else would say such a thing and he ended up with less than good service.
Who said to me in London as we were waiting an elaborate menu choice the Weasil made which sounded yucky and way too expensive for me taste, "It's all your fault you taught him to read."
The guy with the good hair! And it was me fault I had gone over road directions with the Weasil until I was blue in the face on how to read a map. I should have known he'd treat that the same when reading a menu.
Who said, "Did we break the lens?" after jamming into a diner booth for a photo the Dragon just had to have and the camera didn't work?
Me Mam that's who! And she was hopeful about it because she didn't want her picture taken with a bunch "of losers" who consisted of me, Sean, Sean's amazon, the waitress (who we didn't know), the busboy (who we didn't know) and the manager of the diner (who we also didn't know). Yes, the Dragon likes grouping people who don't know each other for photos and why? No clue but that's she's a crazy woman, and it's damn uncomfortable for us and she knows it and probably does this on purpose.
And lastly, who said, "Yeah, that's the ticket drink that bleach, it tastes like Koolaide."
YOU! After I sent you an amusing series of Trump piccies with him taking the first sip and following with a Windex chaser.
And that's the game!
Gabe
Copyright © 2020 All rights reserved
2 comments:
oh you are funny! i like the last one the best -- how stupid can a self announced "genius" get huh? drink disinfectant and don't live to tell about it. brilliant!
ROFLMAO you ARE crazy! How do you remember what everyone says? And damn! You have a butt load of crazy people as friends and family. LMAO how IS Sean by the way? Your family is fun and so is the game. The only game I love more is scrabble because you know I love words!
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