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R. Linda:
Once the shock of me fan experience was over, I lay on the floor watching the blood from me nose trickle to a drop. I was a frozen block of ice from the blasts of both fans, and me clothes were ripped to shreds. However, me arms and legs were covered in thick black fur from the Pee cat, so they weren't frozen. Not exactly what I expected from me two prize purchases. I bet Betty wouldn't have done that to yours truly. I know she wouldn't have because there was only one of her.
In hindsight though, I do know if I had plugged the megawatted Betty in, I'd have blown the electric for six city blocks and me poor name would have ended up in the newspaper, probably the one I work for.
It took me two days to recover from the experience and I had nightmares, but then I haven't slept a wink in the Kremlin since I moved in. I had to stay home from work too, because I think I broke me nose and I have two big black eyes as a result. Sigh.
I have, as you know, learned me lesson and use one fan only on meself, the other I turn on the rooms and blow Pee cat fur about the place. I know now that the cleaning woman doesn't do her job. You should have seen her face when she showed up to do the weekly cleaning and saw all that fur hanging off the gilt picture frames, the Russian urns, swags of it fluttering in the breeze on the heavy draperies, and adhered to the brocade furniture. I didn't care, I don't sit in those chairs, and I be tempted many a time to wipe me nose on the drapes, but for the fur I refrain.
She asked me if Peetrovia was back and did I kill her because look at the fur. I wanted to say yes, yes, I did and then I ate her sad carcass, but I didn't. I told her the fur had been steadily accumulating, hadn't she noticed? Poor dear thinks she's losing her mind, but I'll never let on.
I love the fact that Colorado is experiencing all that heat where you are and I be experiencing cool fans. Yes indeed, the breeze from one of me Windblaster 3000s makes all the diff in the world. Oh by the way, me AC is fixed today. I be experiencing the luxury of the quiet humming of cool air permeating me abode once again. I still turn the Windblasters on to blow the embedded Pee cat fur around the place. I can't have the cleaning lady thinking she's doing a good job can I now?
Cool in Frisco,
R. Linda:
Once the shock of me fan experience was over, I lay on the floor watching the blood from me nose trickle to a drop. I was a frozen block of ice from the blasts of both fans, and me clothes were ripped to shreds. However, me arms and legs were covered in thick black fur from the Pee cat, so they weren't frozen. Not exactly what I expected from me two prize purchases. I bet Betty wouldn't have done that to yours truly. I know she wouldn't have because there was only one of her.
In hindsight though, I do know if I had plugged the megawatted Betty in, I'd have blown the electric for six city blocks and me poor name would have ended up in the newspaper, probably the one I work for.
It took me two days to recover from the experience and I had nightmares, but then I haven't slept a wink in the Kremlin since I moved in. I had to stay home from work too, because I think I broke me nose and I have two big black eyes as a result. Sigh.
I have, as you know, learned me lesson and use one fan only on meself, the other I turn on the rooms and blow Pee cat fur about the place. I know now that the cleaning woman doesn't do her job. You should have seen her face when she showed up to do the weekly cleaning and saw all that fur hanging off the gilt picture frames, the Russian urns, swags of it fluttering in the breeze on the heavy draperies, and adhered to the brocade furniture. I didn't care, I don't sit in those chairs, and I be tempted many a time to wipe me nose on the drapes, but for the fur I refrain.
She asked me if Peetrovia was back and did I kill her because look at the fur. I wanted to say yes, yes, I did and then I ate her sad carcass, but I didn't. I told her the fur had been steadily accumulating, hadn't she noticed? Poor dear thinks she's losing her mind, but I'll never let on.
I love the fact that Colorado is experiencing all that heat where you are and I be experiencing cool fans. Yes indeed, the breeze from one of me Windblaster 3000s makes all the diff in the world. Oh by the way, me AC is fixed today. I be experiencing the luxury of the quiet humming of cool air permeating me abode once again. I still turn the Windblasters on to blow the embedded Pee cat fur around the place. I can't have the cleaning lady thinking she's doing a good job can I now?
Cool in Frisco,
Gabe
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