11 May 2011
Story #398
R. Linda:
Is it me? Or does everyone in America appreciate the way ABC Evening News handles itself? Just last night, there was the story about the flooding of the Mississippi River, and there standing in knee-deep water was Steve Osunami. Who, by the way, finds picturesque settings to be seen as he starts walking towards the camera for his report. The man scouts disaster scenes to set the mood, and I give him props for that. Anyway, there was all kinds of trash floating around Steve, and he said there was also raw sewage. Steve decided to get a water analysis for the people living in the area. Yes, he did. Like they'd need one. All you have to do is look at the water to see if there is no way anyone but Steve would want to wade in it or drink it. Come on! Then, anchorwoman Diane Sawyer asks Steve about the analysis on Wednesday night. WHAT?
R. Linda:
Is it me? Or does everyone in America appreciate the way ABC Evening News handles itself? Just last night, there was the story about the flooding of the Mississippi River, and there standing in knee-deep water was Steve Osunami. Who, by the way, finds picturesque settings to be seen as he starts walking towards the camera for his report. The man scouts disaster scenes to set the mood, and I give him props for that. Anyway, there was all kinds of trash floating around Steve, and he said there was also raw sewage. Steve decided to get a water analysis for the people living in the area. Yes, he did. Like they'd need one. All you have to do is look at the water to see if there is no way anyone but Steve would want to wade in it or drink it. Come on! Then, anchorwoman Diane Sawyer asks Steve about the analysis on Wednesday night. WHAT?
Come on, Diane, take a guess!
Does ABC think their viewership is stupid? I, for one, cannot wait until the hard-eyed, mean-faced Katie Couric leaves CBS and they replace her with Scott Pelley. When I heard they tapped Scott for the job, I thought, "GOOD, someone who looks like an anchor, acts like an anchor and is creditable." I be counting down the days for Couric to leave and Pelley to step in and then no more disbelieving Ms. Sawyer of the fuzzy screen so you can't see her wrinkles, and the laser surgery jaw to keep those jowls up. Yup, no more Ms. Sawyer sifting through the flood-ravaged waters of the Mighty Mississippi wearing waders that made her look ridiculous and then drifting through to Beale Street in jeans that made her arse look as wide as the Mississippi. Yes, I be so grateful CBS has got Pelley on the way. Natty dresser, nice looking older gent, that one can't help but have confidence in.
Oh, and Brian Williams, I like Mr. W and think he's got a wicked sense of humour, but I couldn't leave go that Sawyer would be as bad as she is, and ABC would drag Charlie Gibson back to fix things. But it isn't gonna happen, so CBS, here I come!
Gabe
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Does ABC think their viewership is stupid? I, for one, cannot wait until the hard-eyed, mean-faced Katie Couric leaves CBS and they replace her with Scott Pelley. When I heard they tapped Scott for the job, I thought, "GOOD, someone who looks like an anchor, acts like an anchor and is creditable." I be counting down the days for Couric to leave and Pelley to step in and then no more disbelieving Ms. Sawyer of the fuzzy screen so you can't see her wrinkles, and the laser surgery jaw to keep those jowls up. Yup, no more Ms. Sawyer sifting through the flood-ravaged waters of the Mighty Mississippi wearing waders that made her look ridiculous and then drifting through to Beale Street in jeans that made her arse look as wide as the Mississippi. Yes, I be so grateful CBS has got Pelley on the way. Natty dresser, nice looking older gent, that one can't help but have confidence in.
Oh, and Brian Williams, I like Mr. W and think he's got a wicked sense of humour, but I couldn't leave go that Sawyer would be as bad as she is, and ABC would drag Charlie Gibson back to fix things. But it isn't gonna happen, so CBS, here I come!
Gabe
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You're a mean man Mr. Grinch. :)
ReplyDeleteHey Gabe, let me know what the result is, LOL.
ReplyDeleteIT'S TOXIC! Who knew? Yup results are in. Surprise, surprise! Oi.
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