31 March 2018
Story #902
R. Linda:
For weeks, I have been passing a sign that says this:
So this got my attention because I'd never heard of such a thing. I could see it in me mind's eye, coloured Easter eggs falling to the green earth and scattering in a hundred different directions, wee ones sprinting across the lawn to gather them up. Yup, pretty modern, I thought, and well, why not sign the kiddos up and start a new and thoroughly modern Easter tradition?
Today was the day, 10:30 a.m., in an open field of about two acres of not green grass but brown grass since the snow had just melted. No daffodils or crocus, just winter-burn grass. But hey, that's ok. It shouldn't be hard to find coloured plastic eggs, right?
At the designated time, we heard the chop, chop, chop of helicopter blades whirling towards the field. We were all told to stand at the edge and wait for the drop. There, everyone was ready, empty Easter baskets in hand, kiddos in race position, ready to sprint.
Only that's not what happened; the chopper was a little too low, or they didn't consider that there was no vibrant grass, just dead stuff filled with dirt that let fly like tiny grains of sand. My eyes were the first to feel the sting, and because it was in the high 50s, I was wearing a t-shirt, and my arms and exposed skin took the second sting of flying debris. The kiddos were screaming; some cried as parents did their best to keep their wee charges from the flying dirt.
Seeing it was stirring up a mess, the chopper went higher and then suddenly started to drop the eggs. Like Easter bombs, they fell, but not in the field. The chopper going higher miscalculated the bounce the plastic eggs would take when they hit the hard earth below, and well, R. Linda, I was pelted with hard plastic eggs. Some of the contents burst open like small missiles, and I (and others around me) were hit with hard jelly beans, small foil-wrapped hard chocolate candy eggs, and hard-shelled marshmallows, some things that were rather giant size, and I got a few of those in the head.
The noise from the chopper and everyone on the ground running and screaming was intense. I can tell ya that much. We all ran to our cars, half blind from the dirt in our eyes, and I had welts, yes welts, on me forearms and a rather large-sized egg on me forehead where I was a direct hit from one of those hard marshmallow things.
We have decided (all of us) that we are not going to this event next year if there is one, UNLESS we have hard hats and flack jackets or, as my youngest suggested, suits of armour.
We will stick with our kinder, gentler, old-fashioned Easter of kiddos hunting eggs in the morning, having Mam's Irish breakfast, and then going to church and home for a lovely dinner. No more modern ideas. Nope, nope, nopers, as the Weasil would say. This helicopter egg drop was probably right up his alley. Like Tonya said as we drove home from the Easter bombing, "You sure your friend Weasil wasn't flying that thing? Seems like something he'd do."
HUM.
Gabe
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Story #902
R. Linda:
For weeks, I have been passing a sign that says this:
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| Sounds like fun, huh? |
Today was the day, 10:30 a.m., in an open field of about two acres of not green grass but brown grass since the snow had just melted. No daffodils or crocus, just winter-burn grass. But hey, that's ok. It shouldn't be hard to find coloured plastic eggs, right?
At the designated time, we heard the chop, chop, chop of helicopter blades whirling towards the field. We were all told to stand at the edge and wait for the drop. There, everyone was ready, empty Easter baskets in hand, kiddos in race position, ready to sprint.
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| Here they come! |
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| Pummelling the ground, I tell ya! |
The noise from the chopper and everyone on the ground running and screaming was intense. I can tell ya that much. We all ran to our cars, half blind from the dirt in our eyes, and I had welts, yes welts, on me forearms and a rather large-sized egg on me forehead where I was a direct hit from one of those hard marshmallow things.
We have decided (all of us) that we are not going to this event next year if there is one, UNLESS we have hard hats and flack jackets or, as my youngest suggested, suits of armour.
We will stick with our kinder, gentler, old-fashioned Easter of kiddos hunting eggs in the morning, having Mam's Irish breakfast, and then going to church and home for a lovely dinner. No more modern ideas. Nope, nope, nopers, as the Weasil would say. This helicopter egg drop was probably right up his alley. Like Tonya said as we drove home from the Easter bombing, "You sure your friend Weasil wasn't flying that thing? Seems like something he'd do."
HUM.
Gabe
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