Mad onna wanting to blow up the White House and me more interested in her cheek balls

22 January 2017
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R. Linda:

Oh, you don't know how hard I be biting me tongue and sitting on me fingers to keep from going wild humour over current events. There is so much writing fodder being thrown around out there it is to the extreme that I am TRYING to behave and ignore it. Many others are picking that stuff up and running with it and the more they run the more the makers of it throw out. So because I have to get this yearning to go hog wild out of my system, I will only mention one event that I cannot ignore. And which be that out of all the thousands of craziness being strewn about? It be Madonna!

I cannot help meself but sit mesmerised thinking to myself, what has she done to her face? She looks like she's trying to look like Faye Dunaway. She has some kind of balls implanted at the bottom of her chipmunk cheeks that catch into six dimples on each side of her face and interfere with the Botox. I be fascinated by plastic surgery gone awry. Lookie here:

Courtesy Fox News - Do you see them?

I was knocked out of me contemplation of those lower cheek balls at the three times mention of the f-word. I started to pay some attention, and it was difficult because of those cheek balls let me tell ya, but suddenly she was spouting about wanting to blow up the White House, O M G! R. Linda, I imagine a lot of people are thinking it but no one would really do it let alone say it out loud, BUT Mad onna did. Yup, she did and I had to play it back to make sure I heard right and I did!

So right away I was thinking, well Mad, the whole world is watching especially Kellyanne Conway and gees Louise but I bet by midnight or as late as tomorrow your arse will be on the investigation list for terrorist activity or . .  . . worse and IRS audit! And sure enough . . . What next the no-fly list? I think Mad should have tried to contain her anger by saying something that might give the depressed masses out there hope instead of inciting something that would land her in a whole lot of censored trouble. The problem with celebrities is that they are very full of themselves (most of them) and they think saying things like that makes them sound like a big deal, seemingly forgetting that what they said could influence some half-brained scoundrel to think it a good idea and go do it because Mad said she'd do it or like to do it, or thought of doing it.

I be one for non-violence so this spouting off of awful thoughts where some innocent people and an American historical landmark could be ended bothers me. No matter how much one abhors the people and the man in that landmark, there are other ways of dissent. I also believe the power of the people is greater than any one figurehead. I do wish things were different but they are not. Of course, it doesn't help those of us who had the 'wait and see' attitude; we are now seeing too early how things happening and being said is making the fear level go way up instead of staying in a steady range and the 'wait and see' be slowly losing its grip on minds that were willing to hope.

If the media nonsense coming from that landmark doesn't stop it's only going to get worse. When I think about the great and weighty matters that are before us, I get rather pissed off when a war between the powers that currently occupy the White House and the huge media conglomerates breaks out. Would you not think the White House would be focused and preoccupied with matters of State instead of how many people showed up to see a swearing-in, how many people rode mass transit and complaints that reporting by media outlets wasn't more positive? Come on!

So to Mad onna, I say "Get off the soapbox and do something constructive Mad. Adding to the hostility in this country be not the solution."

I have said me piece and I be finished with the system washout; getting off me own soapbox now. Oh, and Mad, get the balls out of your cheeks and grow some somewhere else where it matters.

Gabe
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