10 November, 2009

Sock Slippers

12 November 2003
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R. Linda:

Not to get off the subject, but near to it, I've found meself doing something in public recently that I be afraid of getting caught doing . . . and I think it would be as bad as getting caught dangling the participle. I be wearing shoes with no socks. But not really.

Me shoes without socks would stink really bad when I got home, so I fashioned some really small socks from me regular socks. They are like slippers. I really didn't want to get caught making them either, so I did it in me bathroom with the door closed, the water running, and some vaseline sitting on the counter, so if someone did walk in, I could lie and say I was masturbating.

I be wearing these small socks right now. Me question to you is: Am I too crazy for the "sockless tennis shoe" look, or is this just another case of invention in times of need? I be thinking of sewing a small ball to the back of me sock slippers so they don't slip down, but get hung up on the edge of the shoe. What do you think?

Wearing sock slippers right now,

Gabe
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2 comments:

mobit22 said...

Did you ever buy a pack of tennis socks? LOL just asking

Gabriel O'Sullivan said...

LOL I caved and did!